You just lie to Freya for a thousand years and leave them when things get too tough. You werent even here for all the went through. You ditched because you got scared? Arent they your kids, and youre suppose to be there for them, no matter what. Instead everyone else is. You left, he left, either way, you two are a hell of a lot more alike than you seem to think.

I didn’t lie to her. I tried to do what I thought was right and protect her. No matter what you say my family is a lot less twisted than yours. 

Someones in a bad mood. What? Family doesnt like the ditch you pulled with them? And you say you’re better than Niklaus.

I don’t temporaily kill them because we disagree. I don’t keep them dead for 1000 years. I got scared about my kids dying because I love them and cowarded out. But I’ve never pulled the trigger on them. I “ditched” them because I love hem and got scared because of it. Klaus left you because he didn’t want to trouble of dealing with you so he shut you up. That’s why I know I’m better than him.

I don’t hate you. Hating would require thinking about you. I don’t care about you. I don’t think about you. Do whatever you want, it doesn’t concern me.

Ouch.

Welcome back, Johnny.

Ironically you are the first one to welcome me. Now kindly go away. 

Someone needs glasses.

Obviously. Oh it’s you.

I wouldn’t go that far old man. Sure you’ve got looks, but I wouldn’t say handsome per say.

Then what am I?

No, don’t do that.

You hate me too?

She must have been blind.

Obviously. There is nothing cute about me, handsome, but not cute.

Hello Son.